Dear Vonage Phone,
I hate you. It probably isn't your fault - I'm sure in the good ole US of A you would perform without the slightest of problems. Maybe you are out of your comfort zone here, I don't know, but after not being able to speak to ANY family and friends on Christmas my understanding abilities are wavering. Three hours with a technician today still didn't do the trick. I am now seriously contemplating "dropping" you off our 14th floor balcony. You've been warned.
Sincerely,
Mama E
PS. Grandmas & Grandpas, brothers & sisters, friends - we are alive and well I assure you. Wish we could have told you that in person on our trusty Vonage phone, but alas we are having relationship troubles. I am looking into counseling options to begin effective immediately. Yeah...
I hate you. It probably isn't your fault - I'm sure in the good ole US of A you would perform without the slightest of problems. Maybe you are out of your comfort zone here, I don't know, but after not being able to speak to ANY family and friends on Christmas my understanding abilities are wavering. Three hours with a technician today still didn't do the trick. I am now seriously contemplating "dropping" you off our 14th floor balcony. You've been warned.
Sincerely,
Mama E
PS. Grandmas & Grandpas, brothers & sisters, friends - we are alive and well I assure you. Wish we could have told you that in person on our trusty Vonage phone, but alas we are having relationship troubles. I am looking into counseling options to begin effective immediately. Yeah...
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